Tailgatin'!

Nom nom!

The Camoflage Paradox

Can you see this?

Only the dead can see camo.

1994 job application cover letter

To the surprise of many, I never received money or gifts from agents or recruiters in high school. With the determining growth spurt still months away, I had to find cash where I could find it. The following fall, after the fortuitous spurt, I would earn the starting QB position on the high school football team. You all know the rest of the story. 

excerpt from Chimi's Resume (1995)

Big Budget Film Project Screenplay (Outline - Untitled 1995)

I:  Circle-beat the shit out of guy

II:  Credits

III:  Woman driver

IV:  Taco Bell

V:  Driving Cuts

VI:  PArcade

VII:  Vik's house--xmanis

VIII:  Basketball--Vik's house

IX:  Dream I-chasing rico

X:  Rico on drugs

XI:  Rico dream II----fire and lady

XII:  Jesus and Duke

XIII:  Parcade-end scene

XIV:  suicide dream

XV:  Cats

XVI:  Beer

Minus Five Week Got You Down?

my Candace

Asia is gross!

I was looking at maps today with Champ and an anthropologist who specializes in skulls or something. The anthropologist is a friend of my old trainer with the Falcons. He's not much of a football fan, but he has nice connections in northern Thailand, where Champ and I happen to be. Anyways, buried near some skulls (a kind of monkey, I think), we also found a parchment with old maps. Maybe from an explorer many years back - who knows or cares? When you're drunk, horny, and surrounded by sexy gals 20 hours a day, you don't really have time to dwell.

My favorite map: