What is the deal with mystics sacrificing goats? I get the whole killing goat thing when there's an established tradition and all, but that doesn't give any dude calling himself a wizard the right to murder a goat to pacify the mystical forces of the unseen. Note to wizard: your killing the goat will not make your penis larger or stop any volcanic eruptions. You're just wasting a goat's life.
Goat blood is not the opium of mystical forces.
That's the other thing. Why is it that wizards always automatically go to the goat? It's crazy! Goat have nothing to do with anything. Wizard: the goat has nothing to do with your penis or the volcano. The goat just wants to hang out with other goats and eat EVERYTHING. Goats rule because of this. Seriously, I get more angry the more I think about this.
Wizards of all countries, unite
and stop killing goats. Stop slashing their throats, tossing them into bonfires, tossing them into volcanoes, tossing them into boiling mud (see photo) - there's no need to toss a goat in any circumstance, unless you're tossing a goat out of a burning building or some analogous situation. Stop killing goats! It is just ignorant and stupid.
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