Vegetarian & Vegan Elites

You know you are eating at a fancy restaurant when they have signs like this on the wall. Personally, I like eating meat, but I've never ever ever ever slept with a woman who is not a vegetarian or vegan elite. The idea of falling into the folds of passion with someone base enough to feed on animal flesh disgusts me, and, frankly, makes it difficult to get aroused - not even a semi.

There you have it, ladies. I only get with elites. Like Shania or Leonardo da Vinci.

(sorry for the poor photos!)