Rabu, 26 Oktober 2011

Blow-Up Pt. 2

My brother (from another mother) Champion told me he happend to be an extra on a TV show the other day. I tuned in knowing this would be one of the few times he'd be on TV in a non-sporting capacity (like his big bro), and I found something amazing when I blew up the image. Although the show was about some stupid and sexy cops who solve a murder, there was a murder taking place in real life in the audience.

Here is Champion:

Now we "blow up":

An eccentric French woman just arrived and we made love and ran playfully through the studio before I had a chance to "blow up" again:

See the guy with the beard - there is a disturbance in the frame right below his shoulder. I wonder what will happen if I "blow up" again?

OK, something is about to happen. BLOW UP!
Yes! It's a murder! That's what I call a blow up!  Watch Hawaii-5-0 on Mondays to see more blow jobs.

Jumat, 14 Oktober 2011

Wild Nights

I don't normally go to clubs because if I want dancing ladies, sex, and house music, it comes to me. But tonight at the Akmani, they had a Chimi jersey night, where drinks were half off for anyone wearing my football jersey. I suppose the owners of the club thought my presence would add to the excitement, so I arrived and things quickly got weird...

These ladies showed up and tried to get some love...

This lady didn't have my jersey on, so she didn't get free drinks...

This guy was wearing my jersey but he wanted to drink milk...

And then the robots...

And then I left, taking all these women home.  An hour later I was texted an image of the Akmani after I left. Not a pretty sight...
Sometimes I can't believe life is real. Reality is quite shocking. Maybe I should get back into the league and leave my academic aspirations behind.

Sabtu, 01 Oktober 2011