I don't normally go to clubs because if I want dancing ladies, sex, and house music, it comes to me. But tonight at the Akmani, they had a Chimi jersey night, where drinks were half off for anyone wearing my football jersey. I suppose the owners of the club thought my presence would add to the excitement, so I arrived and things quickly got weird...
These ladies showed up and tried to get some love...
This lady didn't have my jersey on, so she didn't get free drinks...
This guy was wearing my jersey but he wanted to drink milk...
And then the robots...
And then I left, taking all these women home. An hour later I was texted an image of the Akmani after I left. Not a pretty sight...
Sometimes I can't believe life is real. Reality is quite shocking. Maybe I should get back into the league and leave my academic aspirations behind.
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